Joke time.

George Bush goes to a primary school to talk to the

kids to get a little PR. After his talk he offers

question time. One little boy puts up his hand and

George asks him his name.



"Stanley," responds the little boy.



"And what is your question, Stanley?"



"I have 3 questions. First, why did the USA invade

Iraq without the support of the UN? Second, why are

you President when Al Gore got more votes? And third,

whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?"



Just then, the bell rings for recess. George Bush

informs the kiddies that they will continue after

recess.



When they resume George says, "OK, where were we? Oh,

that's right: question time. Who has a question?"



Another little boy puts up his hand. George points him

out and asks him his name.



"Steve," he responds.



"And what is your question, Steve?"



"Actually, I have 5 questions. First, why did the USA

invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second, why

are you President when Al Gore got more votes? Third,

whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden? Fourth, why did

the recess bell go off 20 minutes early? And fifth,

what the hell happened to Stanley?"



:D cheers to Geoff for choosing funny stuff to spam.